Cliff Quote #135
Quote from Cliff in Coach in Love, Part 2
Mrs. Clavin: [v.o.] Would you like another piece of pie, Cliffie?
Cliff: [v.o.] Oh, well, I shouldn't, but I can't resist your gooseberry pie, Mom.
Mrs. Clavin: Wipe your chin, dear. That's a good boy. Did you have a nice time tonight at Cheers?
Cliff: Yeah, it was OK.
Mrs. Clavin: Did you meet any young ladies?
Cliff: Well, no, but there was some excitement. Remember I told you about the Coach and that woman Irene? Well, tonight he asked her to marry him and she said yeah. Next thing you know, she gets a call from her daughter and Irene's won the lottery. Two million smackers.
Mrs. Clavin: Oh, good Lord.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah. We're kind of worried, though. I mean, she forgot about Coach when she won that dough.
Mrs. Clavin: Well, maybe it'll work out. Cliffie, when are you going to take me to Cheers to meet your friends?
Cliff: [quietly] When hell freezes over.
Mrs. Clavin: What was that?
Cliff: When I get the front seat of the car fixed, Ma.
Mrs. Clavin: Fine.
Cheers Quotes
‘Coach in Love, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Sam: Well, she can't stop thinking about me. Obviously, little Miss Sue has a bad case of Sammy-itis.
Diane: Sometimes known as the swine flu. Sam, admit it. The poor woman had a low threshold for overbearing bores.
Sam: Well, I got an idea. Maybe I could send her a relief map of my body.
Diane: Or you could send her a life-sized portrait of your brain. I know a good miniaturist.
Sam: No, that's not sexy enough.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Oh, Carla, I hate to criticize, but I can't believe you actually read these sleazy scandal sheets. I mean, look at this. Even I'm above this. "Big Foot Stole My Wife." "Have Aliens Taken Over Your Pet?" I mean, this is garbage!
Carla: For your information, Sam, I don't read those articles. I think they're just as stupid as you do. I get it because they happen to have a great crossword puzzle. OK, let's see. Seven across. Five-headed cow born in Vermont. Maybelle. Uh, sixteen across. State with the most UFO babies. Arkansas.
Sam: I don't believe it.
Carla: Thirty-two across, aphrodisiac found in every kitchen cabinet. Oh, I don't know what that one is. Let me see what fourteen down is. Where Franco's brain is being kept alive. Fish tank. OK, so, the fifth letter of the aphrodisiac is an A. Now I remember. Oregano. [Sam writes it down] Trash.
Quote from Diane
Sam: Hey, Diane. Surprise. Found something else of yours lying around my place. Remember this?
Diane: Good Lord. Is that for wearing or signalling aircraft?
Sam: Well, this is your teddy, isn't it?
Diane: I don't know which of your mindless bimbi left that in your apartment. If she paid money for it, she should be seen to and chemically altered.
Sam: Hey, what, you don't like the color?
Diane: What made you think that was mine?
Sam: Well, you're the only person I know that shops at those fancy French places.
Diane: "The House of Ooh La La". Get it away from me. It's horrendous.