Diane Quote #316
Quote from Diane in Sam Turns the Other Cheek
Sam: All right, look, let's get our facts straight here, huh? I did not know she was married. I cut it off as soon as I found out. And I was not running away, I was putting the gun in my back pocket when it went off.
Diane: Oh. [chuckles] This is a perfect comment on your lifestyle. Will you answer me one question?
Sam: What?
Diane: When you went to the doctor, did you ask him to get the lead out?
Sam: Oh, Frasier's gonna love that one, isn't he?
Diane: Oh, Frasier's weekend is made.
Sam: Oh, come on, no jokes. Just do me one favor.
Diane: I will not change your dressing.
Sam: No, no, no. Listen, just back me up on this, will you? If everybody finds out what really happened...
Diane: They might make you the butt of their jokes? [laughs] I'll save that one for his birthday.
Cheers Quotes
‘Sam Turns the Other Cheek’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: So that was your act of heroism? Mayday's moment of truth? Getting shot in the fanny while in flight from a jealous husband.
Sam: Hey, now, wait! Who said I was running away?
Diane: How else do you explain the location of your wound?
Sam: Well, I could have been coming at him and turned a somersault to throw off his aim.
Diane: You know, you're very lucky that you didn't get any brain damage.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hey, everybody! Great day, isn't it?
Coach: Carla, did you get your tooth fixed?
Carla: Yep, I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I've found a way to communicate with him.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: Well, as he leaned in with his drill I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
Norm: All right.
Diane: Carla? Did that work?
Carla: We're having a late dinner.
Quote from Norm
Sam: She was married. No, no, she told me just right now. Now that's something I don't do. I don't mess around with married women.
Norm: Me neither.