Sam: All right, look, let's get our facts straight here, huh? I did not know she was married. I cut it off as soon as I found out. And I was not running away, I was putting the gun in my back pocket when it went off.
Diane: Oh. [chuckles] This is a perfect comment on your lifestyle. Will you answer me one question?
Sam: What?
Diane: When you went to the doctor, did you ask him to get the lead out?
Sam: Oh, Frasier's gonna love that one, isn't he?
Diane: Oh, Frasier's weekend is made.
Sam: Oh, come on, no jokes. Just do me one favor.
Diane: I will not change your dressing.
Sam: No, no, no. Listen, just back me up on this, will you? If everybody finds out what really happened...
Diane: They might make you the butt of their jokes? [laughs] I'll save that one for his birthday.