Sam Quote #342
Quote from Sam in Sam Turns the Other Cheek
Marvin: If she just weren't so damn gorgeous, Sam.
Sam: Yeah, I know. I know. It's tough being married to a beautiful woman. You know, it's like that sweet old love ballad says "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife From my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you" Remember that?
Marvin: Oh, I should have listened! I'm really sorry, Sam. I've been out of my mind. Women! Look what they bring us to.
Sam: Oh, I tell you, they put you through hell, don't they? You know, I get the feeling they enjoy it, too.
Marvin: Yes.
Sam: [takes Marvin's gun] Why don't I just hold on to this, huh? Put it someplace where it's not going to do any damage.
[As Sam goes to put the gun in his back pocket, it fires]
Sam: Gee, I wish I hadn't done that.
Cheers Quotes
‘Sam Turns the Other Cheek’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: So that was your act of heroism? Mayday's moment of truth? Getting shot in the fanny while in flight from a jealous husband.
Sam: Hey, now, wait! Who said I was running away?
Diane: How else do you explain the location of your wound?
Sam: Well, I could have been coming at him and turned a somersault to throw off his aim.
Diane: You know, you're very lucky that you didn't get any brain damage.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hey, everybody! Great day, isn't it?
Coach: Carla, did you get your tooth fixed?
Carla: Yep, I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I've found a way to communicate with him.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: Well, as he leaned in with his drill I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
Norm: All right.
Diane: Carla? Did that work?
Carla: We're having a late dinner.
Quote from Norm
Sam: She was married. No, no, she told me just right now. Now that's something I don't do. I don't mess around with married women.
Norm: Me neither.