Diane Quote #286
Quote from Diane in Rebound, Part 1
Coach: Listen, Diane, have you given any thought about stopping by the place and saying hello to everybody?
Diane: Coach, that wouldn't be a good idea. Why? Does anyone there ask about me?
Coach: No, that Carla won't let them. Diane, listen, I want you to come back to Cheers and have a talk with Sam.
Diane: Talk with S- [stutters]
Coach: Yes, it's very important.
Diane: Maybe S- [stutters]... Maybe the bartender there didn't tell you about our last conversation, but it ended in wrath and acrimony. I vowed never to return to Cheers. And I want to make this clear to you, nothing in heaven or hell will ever get me back there. Sam.
Coach: Diane, you might be my last chance. Sam's boozing again.
Diane: Oh, dear. Poor S- [stutters] Poor, dear S- [stutters]
Coach: ..am!
Cheers Quotes
‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.
Quote from Carla
Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.