Diane Quote #285

Quote from Diane in Rebound, Part 1

Coach: How many pairs of socks do you figure a guy like that has?
Diane: I have no idea. Can I get you something? I don't know exactly what I've got. I've been away several months at a sana- vacation. At a vacation.
Coach: Oh, gee, you didn't happen to run into Cliffie, did you?
Diane: No. Did he have a nervous... vacation, too?
Coach: Oh, he's a wreck.

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 ‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

Quote from Carla

Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.