Diane Quote #278
Quote from Diane in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2
Diane: Phillip, you're a very talented man. If we had met at a different time in a different place...
Phillip Semenko: Wait a minute. The problem is not my talent, it's you. You've lost your agony. You've lost that sense of anguish that drew me to you.
Diane: I'm dreadfully sorry. What should I do to get unhappy?
Phillip Semenko: Why don't you go see what Bullwinkle's doing?
Diane: Don't call him that.
Phillip Semenko: Who?
Diane: I know to whom you are referring. You're always making remarks about him. I don't like that. You don't know him.
Phillip Semenko: I know him. I know him better than you do. What a prize!
Diane: Phillip, stop. I admit, Sam and I are very different people. Sometimes that's good. Sometimes it's not so good. Sometimes he makes me cry. Sometimes he hurts me and seems to like it.
Phillip Semenko: That's it. It's back. The torment is back. And with it, my brilliance!
Diane: I'll put some coffee on.
Phillip Semenko: Never mind. I'm done.
Diane: What? Oh. I love it. So will Sam.
Cheers Quotes
‘I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: I don't want anything to distract you from your enjoyment of this painting. When you see it, you'll understand and forgive.
Sam: What happens if I hate it?
Diane: You know you're going to love it. Because in the last six months, you've come so far and made so much progress.
Sam: You know, you sound like you're talking about a chimp. I just push the right buttons and out pops a banana?
Diane: That's a ludicrous comparison. There isn't a chimp alive who could keep up with you.
Sam: You know, you always do this. I really hate when you do this. You tell poor Sam what he should like, what he shouldn't like, how he should walk, how he should talk, what fork he should use with soup and salad. I know. I know. You don't use a fork with soup. I just said you use a fork with soup. It was a mistake. Please do not say, "You don't use a fork with soup." If you do nothing else for me for the rest of your life, do not say, "You don't use a fork with soup."
Diane: My God, Sam. I've made you a babbling idiot.
Sam: Who are you calling a babbling idiot, huh?
Diane: Don't get upset. I'm actually criticizing myself.
Sam: You just called me a babbling idiot and you're criticizing yourself? Do me a favor. Let me criticize me for a while. You're sickening.
Quote from Diane
Diane: I want you to know something. Ever since we've known each other, I've said to myself, "One day, we are going to get down to the real you." Well, we did it. Do you know what the difference is between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.
Sam: Speaking of fat, braying asses, you're about to get dumped on yours.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: What's up, Normie?
Norm: Ah, the temperature under my collar.
Cliff: Oh, what's the matter there, big guy?
Norm: The damn Hungry Heifer Restaurant again. It's the pits.
Cliff: Whoa, wait, you went back? I thought you hated it.
Norm: I got lured back by their Surf and Turf Special.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, what's that? Lobster and steak, huh?
Norm: Tuna fish sandwich with beef gravy.