Sam Quote #307

Quote from Sam in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 1

Diane: Sam, don't be silly. Of course he wouldn't want me nude. But even if he did, I'd do it. The man is brilliant. You don't want me in the nude, do you? God knows I'm open-minded about that sort of thing. It's just that this time of year there are so many colds around.
Phillip Semenko: I paint the soul, not the body. To me, every soul is naked.
Sam: The weirdo walks.
Diane: Sam, you can't do this. I want him to paint me. I can't let an opportunity like this pass.
Sam: Honey, I don't like him. You do anything with him - do anything, go anywhere, share a bus with him and we're through. I have spoken.
Diane: Fine.
Sam: What?
Diane: I said fine. Whatever you want. I see how strongly you feel about it, so fine.
Sam: Well, yeah? Well, in that case, I got something else I want to tell you. And as soon as I think of it, I will.

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Quote from Coach

Coach: OK, please, everybody, listen up, huh? It's time once again for the third annual Cheers picnic. Now, I'm going to need volunteers for the various committees. First, food. Now, who'll volunteer to take care of the grub? [silence] Well, what the heck. I can do this one. Ernie Pantusso. I did a pretty good job last year. At least no one complained. [laughs] This brings us to the entertainment committee. Who wants to chair this baby? Well, entertainment goes with food. Ernie Pantusso. Ah, we'll need two captains for the softball teams. Two. Uh, come on. A show of hands. [nobody raises their hand] Well, I can handle one team. Ernie Pantusso. OK, so who wants the other? One. One more. Well, I'm going to be out there on the field anyway, so Ernie Pantusso. Oh, and last but not least, I need somebody to head up transportation. I got it. Ernie Pantusso. Now, there'll be a meeting of the committee chairmen is at my house tonight at eight o'clock. Please, everybody, try to be on time.

Quote from Carla

Sam: Carla, do you mind here? Now, what kind of artist should I get to paint Diane?
Carla: You better get a bad one.
Sam: Why?
Carla: Because you don't want it to look like her, do you?
Sam: You know, your wisecracks all the time don't make things any easier here.
Carla: Come on, Sam, you know my philosophy. If you can't say something nice, say it about Diane.

Quote from Sam

Sam: You know, it's getting to the point where I start doing things I don't even want to do, but just knowing it's going to tick her off, I gotta do them. The more I think it's going to drive her crazy, the happier I get. Is that- Is that weird?
Carla: No, no. We know the woman.