Diane Quote #261
Quote from Diane in Coach Buries a Grudge
Sam: Well, I'll be darned. It's a sweater?
Diane: An Icelandic snowflake rag wool sweater. I saw it in a catalog. I just had to get it for you.
Sam: Well, thank you. I love it. It's great.
Diane: Put it on right now.
Sam: Well, you know, I like to live with a piece of clothing for a little while before I actually wear it, Diane.
Diane: Come on, Sam. I know it's unusual, but it looks totally different when it's on.
Sam: One person laughs...
Diane: He will be exhibiting his own insecurity and lack of taste.
Sam: I just hate, hate looking silly.
Diane: Attention, everybody, Sam is about to model his new sweater for us.
Norm: Look, Cliffie, goose bumps.
Cliff: Boy, there was nothing in my horoscope about that this morning.
Diane: Does it fit all right?
Sam: [o.s.] Yeah, it fits OK. Why don't you come in here and take a look.
Diane: No, no, you come out here and show everyone what a fashion plate you are. [to the patrons] Believe me, not so much as a smirk. [Diane laughs as Sam comes out wearing the sweater] Well, I never saw a flounder in a sweater before.
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‘Coach Buries a Grudge’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Okay, everybody, come on. Now thanks for coming, but let's get this over with. Come on. The memorial service is about to begin.
Carla: Okay, last call before the memorial!
Sam: [to Coach] Come on, don't do this. It won't make you feel any better.
Coach: I'm feeling better just thinking about it. Now, OK, everybody's sat? Hi. All right, I had a beautiful speech written here, but I'd just rather say a few things from my own heart about T-Bone Scappagione.
Sam: Coach, don't-
Coach: Just let me get it over with, Sam. T-Bone Scappagione was a son of a... That man was a son of a... T-Bone Scappagione was the son of an immigrant. And like most immigrants, he was a human being. Human beings make mistakes. We're just not perfect. But I'll tell you what isn't a mistake. To love someone and to forgive them, no matter what his shortcomings. That's not a mistake. I loved that man... and I forgive him. And I know that, for the rest of my life, every day, there's going to be a moment when I'm going to miss him. That's all I've got to say.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Hey, Artie. It's good to see you after all these years. You look great.
Artie: Well, I feel fine, although it could be happier circumstances. Say, when did you hear the shocking news about T-Bone?
Coach: Well, I was in the john and I overheard Sam and Diane. You mean you knew about it?
Artie: Of course, it's in all the papers.
Coach: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Artie: The afternoon edition even had pictures.
Coach: Pictures?! I'm a laughing stock.
Sam: No, Coach, you misunderstood.
Artie: Coach, I think it's great you're having a ceremony for T-Bone.
Coach: Well, there ain't going to be a ceremony for T-Bone, Artie. That filthy pig.
Artie: Why, Coach?
Coach: You read it in the papers!
Quote from Norm
Sam: [answers phone] Cheers. Oh. Hello. I've heard a lot about you. Well, hold on a sec and I'll check. [to Norm] Are you in for Vera?
Norm: Sure. She's out of town. What can it hurt? [takes the phone] Tracked me down, huh? Hey, I miss you. It hasn't been the same without you around the house the last few days. How's your mum? You're- You're at our house? Since when? You never left? I gotta admit, I thought I heard someone in the john this morning.