Carla Quote #186
Quote from Carla in No Help Wanted
Carla: What are you trying to say, Sam, that Norm pulled a $15,000 boner?
Cliff: Yeah?
Sam: Come on, I was just trying to protect myself. Any one of you would have done the same thing, right? Oh, come on. You would and you know it. Hey, let's just drop this, all right? I didn't want Norm to do my taxes in the first place, remember? It just goes to show you you shouldn't do business with friends.
Carla: Then you're safe going into business with anybody in this room. [murmurs of agreement]
Cheers Quotes
‘No Help Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, now, it's true, hiring Norman has emotional overtones. But without emotions, the mind becomes a stagnant pond. And let's face it, in your case, we're not exactly dealing with white water rapids in the first place.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Quote from Coach
Coach: You know, Sam, every time I hear A Foggy Day In London Town, I think of my wife.
Sam: Oh, was that your song, Coach?
Coach: No, but Sinatra sang that and it always reminds me of that movie From Here To Eternity.
Cliff: Oh, you took her to see it on your first date, Coach?
Coach: No, that movie reminds me of Hawaii.
Diane: Oh, you and your wife met in Hawaii?
Coach: No, I've never been to Hawaii, Diane. Neither has Wally Engels.
Cliff: I'll take it. Coach, who's Wally Engels?
Coach: An old pal of mine in the navy. He introduced me to my wife.
All: Ah.
Sam: Boy, that's some memory you've got there, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, Sam. [Moon River plays on the radio]
Man: Ah, that song brings back great memories.
Coach: Oh, yeah, really? What?
Man: They were playing it the day my daughter got married.
Coach: Yeah?
Man: That's all.
Coach: We sure get 'em in here, don't we, Sam?