Norm Quote #151
Quote from Norm in No Help Wanted
Norm: What the hell's going on here, Sam?
Sam: Oh, what do you mean, about Bell Day?
Norm: No, did you send in the return I prepared for you or not?
Sam: No, Norm, I didn't.
Norm: Why not?
Sam: Well, I probably should have told you this, I'm conservative when it comes to money.
Norm: Oh, just let me get this straight here. You don't trust me or my work. So you had somebody else do your taxes.
Sam: Hey, no, it's just- A $15,000 refund scared the hell out of me. I mean, I've never gotten any kind of refund before.
Norm: You know why? That accountant you have is a wimp, Sam. I went through those previous returns. The guy wouldn't know a deduction if he sat on it.
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Diane: Sam, now, it's true, hiring Norman has emotional overtones. But without emotions, the mind becomes a stagnant pond. And let's face it, in your case, we're not exactly dealing with white water rapids in the first place.
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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Quote from Coach
Coach: You know, Sam, every time I hear A Foggy Day In London Town, I think of my wife.
Sam: Oh, was that your song, Coach?
Coach: No, but Sinatra sang that and it always reminds me of that movie From Here To Eternity.
Cliff: Oh, you took her to see it on your first date, Coach?
Coach: No, that movie reminds me of Hawaii.
Diane: Oh, you and your wife met in Hawaii?
Coach: No, I've never been to Hawaii, Diane. Neither has Wally Engels.
Cliff: I'll take it. Coach, who's Wally Engels?
Coach: An old pal of mine in the navy. He introduced me to my wife.
All: Ah.
Sam: Boy, that's some memory you've got there, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, Sam. [Moon River plays on the radio]
Man: Ah, that song brings back great memories.
Coach: Oh, yeah, really? What?
Man: They were playing it the day my daughter got married.
Coach: Yeah?
Man: That's all.
Coach: We sure get 'em in here, don't we, Sam?