Quote from Norm in No Help Wanted
Norm: What the hell's going on here, Sam? Sam: Oh, what do you mean, about Bell Day? Norm: No, did you send in the return I prepared for you or not? Sam: No, Norm, I didn't. Norm: Why not? Sam: Well, I probably should have told you this, I'm conservative when it comes to money. Norm: Oh, just let me get this straight here. You don't trust me or my work. So you had somebody else do your taxes. Sam: Hey, no, it's just- A $15,000 refund scared the hell out of me. I mean, I've never gotten any kind of refund before. Norm: You know why? That accountant you have is a wimp, Sam. I went through those previous returns. The guy wouldn't know a deduction if he sat on it.