Cliff Quote #54
Quote from Cliff in Just Three Friends
Coach: I think I found the answer to all the robberies in this neighbourhood.
Sam: Coach, don't worry about it. I'm gonna get an alarm.
Coach: No, no. This is much better. This friend of mine has this huge, gigantic attack dog. Boy, he's gotten so mean lately that he can't handle him. That would be perfect protection from burglars.
Sam: Coach, maybe so, but what are we gonna do with one? I mean, where are we gonna keep a dog, huh?
[When Sam opens his office door, there's a deep growling sound]
Coach: I figured the office.
Sam: Hey! [closes door]
Coach: It's vicious!
Sam: Coach, get that dog the hell out of here.
Coach: How?
Sam: I don't know how. How did you get him in here in the first place?
Carla: He was in a cage when they brought him in, but I think he ate it.
Sam: This is ridiculous. How am I going to use my office?
Cliff: Uh, excuse me, Sammy.
Sam: What?
Cliff: In my profession, I've grown accustomed to dealing with bellicose canine personalities. Allow me.
Carla: What are you gonna do, mace him?
Cliff: No, no, Carla. That's much too cruel. I find that dealing with animals, it's much better to be kind yet firm. [opens door] Sit!
Sam: He is sitting, Cliff.
Cliff: [closes door] Nuke the beast, Sam.
Cheers Quotes
‘Just Three Friends’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Listen, I didn't want to have to tell you this because you're pals and all, but she's coming on to me gangbusters. What are you looking at me like that for?
Diane: I can't believe you're saying this.
Sam: Well, I'll tell you something else, I need a little help here. I don't have much experience saying no to women. The closest I've gotten is, "Not now, we're landing."
Quote from Norm
Norm: When I was dating Vera, her little sister used to always prance around wearing nothing but a bikini or flimsy little shorts or something. Yeah, she used to sit on my lap, make jokes, whisper in my ear how sexy I was. So I did it. I went ahead and asked her out. She turned me down flat.
Coach: Vera know this?
Norm: Yeah, Coach. She was there at the time. She was really furious.
Cliff: I'll bet she was. I'm surprised she even married you.
Norm: Yeah, well, the ceremony was in progress. Really wasn't much she could do about it.
Quote from Coach
Diane: And Heather, I want you to meet someone else, over here. Coach Ernie Pantusso.
Heather: Hi. How do you do?
Coach: Hi, Heather. Listen, you can call me Coach or my other nickname.
Diane: What other nickname?
Coach: Satchmo.
Diane: Coach, you're thinking of Louis Armstrong.
Coach: No, but I like that even better.