Coach Quote #155
Quote from Coach in Manager Coach
Diane: No, Coach, you told the right story.
Coach: Well, why did I say it?
Diane: Because you don't want these guys to leave hating you like you hated Mr. Spires.
Coach: Holy mackerel. [shouts to the kids] So that's what you had on your minds! Listen. Nobody but nobody's gonna turn me into a Mr. Spires. Understand?
Sam: Uh, Coach, there's gonna be some changes here.
Coach: You bet your boots there's gonna be some changes. From now on, there'll be no two-a-day practices, you understand? You're lucky if you're gonna get two a week. And any game we play, everybody plays, even the lousy ones, like you, Peewee. Got it? And if we win, we win, and if we lose, well, tough noogies. [kids cheer] Shut up! Carla, give these guys sodas till they drop. And I'm buying it. [kids cheer] Shut up! Shut up! Turn around and have your sodas. Diane, if we lose tomorrow, it's your butt.
Cheers Quotes
‘Manager Coach’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: A loan application?
Cliff: That's right. It's a loan we're talking about, not a hand-out.
Norm: I don't want this kind of humiliation, all right? I mean, I wouldn't be asking for this unless I really needed it.
Cliff: All right, Norm, I gotcha. Just kidding around here.
Norm: This is gonna go a long way to pay a lot of bills. You know, I really should think of something nice for Vera, too.
Cliff: Hey, Norm, how about a candlelit dinner for two?
Norm: Great. Come on. We'll talk about Vera later.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where do you stand on breast-feeding?
Sam: As I recall, I liked it.
Carla: No. I mean me with my baby in here.
Sam: Well, Carla, I guess it's cheaper than a piano player.
Carla: Look, Sammy, I'm just tired of having to run home to feed her all the time during my shift. I should have done like I did with all my other kids.
Sam: You mean you didn't breast-feed the other four?
Carla: Nah, they went right to raw meat.
Quote from Coach
Sam: How about doing the honors?
Coach: Sure. Fellas, this is Sam Mayday Malone. Probably the greatest relief pitcher baseball ever knew. Then he hit the bottle and he was through in less than a year. Remember that.