Diane: No, Coach, you told the right story.
Coach: Well, why did I say it?
Diane: Because you don't want these guys to leave hating you like you hated Mr. Spires.
Coach: Holy mackerel. [shouts to the kids] So that's what you had on your minds! Listen. Nobody but nobody's gonna turn me into a Mr. Spires. Understand?
Sam: Uh, Coach, there's gonna be some changes here.
Coach: You bet your boots there's gonna be some changes. From now on, there'll be no two-a-day practices, you understand? You're lucky if you're gonna get two a week. And any game we play, everybody plays, even the lousy ones, like you, Peewee. Got it? And if we win, we win, and if we lose, well, tough noogies. [kids cheer] Shut up! Carla, give these guys sodas till they drop. And I'm buying it. [kids cheer] Shut up! Shut up! Turn around and have your sodas. Diane, if we lose tomorrow, it's your butt.