Coach Quote #151
Quote from Coach in Manager Coach
Sam: Coach, sit down, right now. Take a deep breath here. Now, don't you think that you- Coach, let it out. Don't you think you're overdoing this a little bit?
Coach: Sam, come on, you know what it takes to win ball games.
Sam: Coach. Coach. You're doing this because you think you have to make up for not making it in the big leagues. But you don't have to do that. I mean, you were a damn good coach.
Coach: I was?
Sam: You bet. And it wasn't because you were top, it was because you cared. My God, how many times did you walk me up and down the locker room before games pouring coffee down my throat when no one else would have bothered.
Coach: You're right, Sam. I was a lovely man. But it's not enough, Sam. Look, look, I'm a contender for the championship, Sam. Look, when I go out there, all those parents, Sam, they cheer for me. They cheer me on.
Sam: Really? Wow.
Coach: Now, after all we've been through, you're asking me to give all that up?
Sam: Well, I-
Diane: Coach, tell us this. Sure, you walk out there and you hear the cheers, but what is it costing you?
Coach: Well, let's see. I had to buy a jockstrap.
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Quote from Norm
Norm: A loan application?
Cliff: That's right. It's a loan we're talking about, not a hand-out.
Norm: I don't want this kind of humiliation, all right? I mean, I wouldn't be asking for this unless I really needed it.
Cliff: All right, Norm, I gotcha. Just kidding around here.
Norm: This is gonna go a long way to pay a lot of bills. You know, I really should think of something nice for Vera, too.
Cliff: Hey, Norm, how about a candlelit dinner for two?
Norm: Great. Come on. We'll talk about Vera later.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where do you stand on breast-feeding?
Sam: As I recall, I liked it.
Carla: No. I mean me with my baby in here.
Sam: Well, Carla, I guess it's cheaper than a piano player.
Carla: Look, Sammy, I'm just tired of having to run home to feed her all the time during my shift. I should have done like I did with all my other kids.
Sam: You mean you didn't breast-feed the other four?
Carla: Nah, they went right to raw meat.
Quote from Coach
Sam: How about doing the honors?
Coach: Sure. Fellas, this is Sam Mayday Malone. Probably the greatest relief pitcher baseball ever knew. Then he hit the bottle and he was through in less than a year. Remember that.