Sam: Coach, sit down, right now. Take a deep breath here. Now, don't you think that you- Coach, let it out. Don't you think you're overdoing this a little bit?
Coach: Sam, come on, you know what it takes to win ball games.
Sam: Coach. Coach. You're doing this because you think you have to make up for not making it in the big leagues. But you don't have to do that. I mean, you were a damn good coach.
Coach: I was?
Sam: You bet. And it wasn't because you were top, it was because you cared. My God, how many times did you walk me up and down the locker room before games pouring coffee down my throat when no one else would have bothered.
Coach: You're right, Sam. I was a lovely man. But it's not enough, Sam. Look, look, I'm a contender for the championship, Sam. Look, when I go out there, all those parents, Sam, they cheer for me. They cheer me on.
Sam: Really? Wow.
Coach: Now, after all we've been through, you're asking me to give all that up?
Sam: Well, I-
Diane: Coach, tell us this. Sure, you walk out there and you hear the cheers, but what is it costing you?
Coach: Well, let's see. I had to buy a jockstrap.