Coach Quote #128
Quote from Coach in Li'l Sister Don't Cha
Coach: OK, folks. The movie's ready.
Sam: I got the lights.
Coach: Thanks, Sam. Sit down. Get nice and comfy. Here we go. Everyone comfortable? This film I call "A Trip To The Hospital To Visit Carla And Her New Two-Day-Old Baby."
Sam: I like it.
Coach: Thanks, Sam. Here we are in the elevator. Okay, those elevator doors are opening and we go into Carla's room. And, yes, we go in... And... Oh, gee, I made a mistake. That's the dead guy's room. The widow was so upset. I tried to cheer her up with a gift. It just wasn't the right moment. Now, here we are. I'm on the right floor, and there's Carla's room, I hope, and in we go. Yes, it is! All the kids were very good. They were on their good behavior. Then Anthony squirted his water pistol. Here I am wiping the lens. And Seraphina grabbed the camera, crawled under a bed and I begged her for it and I had a heck of a time. Then Ann Marie jumped on my back.
Sam: Coach, didn't you get a shot of the baby?
Coach: Yeah, there she is.
Norm: Which one's Carla's?
Coach: It's the little girl, Norm. Doesn't she look like her mother? That's all.
Cheers Quotes
‘Li'l Sister Don't Cha’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Sam: Should I ask what this sister's called or am I going to regret it?
Carla: No, Sammy, Annette is different than the rest of us. She's always been the good one.
Sam: Well, every family has its white sheep.
Diane: You and your sister close?
Carla: No, no. We never spent much time together. I only see her when I go home to family occasions. Weddings, holidays, stays of execution. Anyway, the thing about Annette, she's real shy. Kind of a wallflower. She doesn't have very many friends.
Sam: We'll take care of her. When are we gonna meet her?
Carla: Soon. I've been in labor for four minutes.
Diane: It was my funny face, wasn't it?
Sam: Carla, why didn't you say something?
Carla: I tried to hold out until my customers left. It was my last shot at a pity tip. [to the customer] Hey, mail it to me. I'll be at Saint Elygius Hospital. Carla Tortelli. Enjoy your drinks while I'm under the knife.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Who's she been with?
Norm: Everybody.
Cliff: You?
Norm: No.
Cliff: Because you're married, right?
Norm: Cliff, when you're married to a woman like Vera, you don't even think about extramarital sex. You try not to think about marital sex.
Quote from Norm
Norm: You know, I think that friendship is two guys who can remember all the good times they shared.
Cliff: Ah, yeah, that's good, Norm.
Norm: Remember all the times we shared?
Cliff: Hey, listen, Norm. If you want a couple of bucks-
Norm: No, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff. Remember when you thought that I was drinking too much? And you felt I really ought to stop. As a friend, I appreciated that.
Cliff: Yeah, you didn't stop, Norm.
Norm: I decided you were wrong, but...