Coach: OK, folks. The movie's ready.
Sam: I got the lights.
Coach: Thanks, Sam. Sit down. Get nice and comfy. Here we go. Everyone comfortable? This film I call "A Trip To The Hospital To Visit Carla And Her New Two-Day-Old Baby."
Sam: I like it.
Coach: Thanks, Sam. Here we are in the elevator. Okay, those elevator doors are opening and we go into Carla's room. And, yes, we go in... And... Oh, gee, I made a mistake. That's the dead guy's room. The widow was so upset. I tried to cheer her up with a gift. It just wasn't the right moment. Now, here we are. I'm on the right floor, and there's Carla's room, I hope, and in we go. Yes, it is! All the kids were very good. They were on their good behavior. Then Anthony squirted his water pistol. Here I am wiping the lens. And Seraphina grabbed the camera, crawled under a bed and I begged her for it and I had a heck of a time. Then Ann Marie jumped on my back.
Sam: Coach, didn't you get a shot of the baby?
Coach: Yeah, there she is.
Norm: Which one's Carla's?
Coach: It's the little girl, Norm. Doesn't she look like her mother? That's all.