Sam Quote #188
Quote from Sam in Li'l Sister Don't Cha
Annette: Did I do something wrong?
Sam: Oh, no, no. I just wanted a little talk with you. See, I know you haven't worked in bars before and I just wanted to explain how men behave in bars. They, uh... Well, they have a few drinks, they get a little high and then they get carried away around a beautiful new waitress. And, well, does this make any sense to you? Why don't you we sit down here?
[As Sam sits down the couch armrest, Annette ignores the available chair and sits beside him]
Sam: See, I thought maybe that...
[Annette jumps on Sam and pushes him back onto the couch]
Annette: Take me, take me!
Coach: [enters] Sam, telephone call. Oh, I'll just tell them you're breaking in a new waitress.
Sam: No! Coach!
Cheers Quotes
‘Li'l Sister Don't Cha’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Sam: Should I ask what this sister's called or am I going to regret it?
Carla: No, Sammy, Annette is different than the rest of us. She's always been the good one.
Sam: Well, every family has its white sheep.
Diane: You and your sister close?
Carla: No, no. We never spent much time together. I only see her when I go home to family occasions. Weddings, holidays, stays of execution. Anyway, the thing about Annette, she's real shy. Kind of a wallflower. She doesn't have very many friends.
Sam: We'll take care of her. When are we gonna meet her?
Carla: Soon. I've been in labor for four minutes.
Diane: It was my funny face, wasn't it?
Sam: Carla, why didn't you say something?
Carla: I tried to hold out until my customers left. It was my last shot at a pity tip. [to the customer] Hey, mail it to me. I'll be at Saint Elygius Hospital. Carla Tortelli. Enjoy your drinks while I'm under the knife.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Who's she been with?
Norm: Everybody.
Cliff: You?
Norm: No.
Cliff: Because you're married, right?
Norm: Cliff, when you're married to a woman like Vera, you don't even think about extramarital sex. You try not to think about marital sex.
Quote from Norm
Norm: You know, I think that friendship is two guys who can remember all the good times they shared.
Cliff: Ah, yeah, that's good, Norm.
Norm: Remember all the times we shared?
Cliff: Hey, listen, Norm. If you want a couple of bucks-
Norm: No, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff. Remember when you thought that I was drinking too much? And you felt I really ought to stop. As a friend, I appreciated that.
Cliff: Yeah, you didn't stop, Norm.
Norm: I decided you were wrong, but...