Carla Quote #116
Quote from Carla in Showdown, Part 2
Carla: So what'll you have?
Woman #1: I'll have a cup of tea.
Woman #2: And I'll have a small sherry.
Woman #1: Now, that sounds nice. Sherry sounds very nice. And it is late afternoon. I think I'll have a glass of sherry too, please.
Carla: Two sherries.
Woman #1: Um, make that a glass of wine. White wine.
Woman #2: Wine. I haven't had a glass of wine in ages. Is your wine dry?
Carla: Yeah, it's OK.
Woman #2: Give me some wine, too.
Carla: Two wines.
Woman #1: You know what sounds like fun to me all of a sudden?
Woman #2: What?
Woman #1: A beer. I haven't had a beer since I don't know when.
Woman #2: I used to have half a beer on a hot day.
Woman #1: Well, it's quite cold out today.
Woman #2: Then put a shot of whisky with it and it's perfect.
Woman #1: Two boilermakers. Wild Turkey and Bud.
Carla: I'll run a tab.
Woman #1: Good.
Cheers Quotes
‘Showdown, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: Maybe I can still catch him.
Sam: Fine. And while you're up there floating around, remember the day I said this: you are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met.
Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered-
Sam: Shut up! Shut your fat mouth.
Diane: Make me.
Sam: Make you? My God, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office.
Diane: Try it, and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier?
Sam: You know... You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane: More. [they kiss]
Quote from Norm
Norm: Diane, do you mind if I say something?
Diane: Of course not, Norman.
Norm: Sometimes a man and a woman are so afraid of being vulnerable to rejection that neither one of them will take the first step of admitting their true feelings.
Diane: Norman, that's beautiful.
Norm: I do have a romantic side, Diane. I know I make a lot of jokes about Vera, but the truth is if that woman ever packed her bags and left me, I don't know what I'd do... first.
Quote from Coach
Norm: What's wrong, Coach?
Coach: Oh, I didn't get the job in Venezuela. They hired another guy.
Cliff: Oh, jeez, what's the matter? They didn't like your Spanish?
Coach: No, no, the Spanish was fine. They didn't like my English.
Cliff: See, that's too bad, Coach. Sorry.
Coach: Well, que so what, so what.