Sam Quote #156
Quote from Sam in Someone Single, Someone Blue
Sam: Wait a minute. What's the big deal here? I mean, you're beginning to sound like my wife or something.
Diane: Excuse me. We are getting married. Now, I may not be asking for 50 years of love, honor and obey, but it would be nice if, during the ceremony, you didn't drool.
Sam: Boy, you know, you really are demanding. You know, I don't understand why you're trying to make me so crazy.
Diane: I don't understand why you have chosen this moment to demonstrate to everyone your utter lack of class.
Sam: Hey, look, I'm the one doing you the favor.
Diane: Well, don't do me any favors.
Helen: Children, please.
Sam: Oh, just butt out, Mom. You know, I'm begging to think this is the stupidest thing I ever did.
Diane: Stupidest thing? There is no stupidest thing you ever did. Everything you do is equally stupid.
Sam: Including not throwing you out when I saw your stupid face!
Mr. Fiedler: Sam, do you have the ring?
Sam & Diane: Shut up!
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‘Someone Single, Someone Blue’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Helen: Darling, think hard. There's so little time. Don't you know anyone who'd be willing to marry you for a few days?
Diane: Well, I'm afraid there's no one that I'm steadily dating at the moment.
Carla: Excuse me, rich lady. You know, I couldn't help overhearing your problems. Your daughter has a hot thing for the bartender.
Diane: I do not!
Helen: She likes Red? He's dumb enough to be your father.
Carla: Not him. Sam.
Diane: I care nothing. I feel nothing. Sam who?
Carla: Hey, come off it. You know, we've all noticed how you two go around, looking at each other like lovesick cows. Admit it. He's got you steaming under the silks.
Diane: This happens to be my mother.
Carla: Well, that's why I'm being delicate.
Quote from Sam
Sam: I just want to say it's nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Chambers.
Helen: It's nice to meet you, Sam. Diane's told me about you. You're almost as handsome as she says you think you are.
Sam: There's a compliment in there someplace, I'm sure.
Quote from Norm
Diane: You're taking this all too personally and you shouldn't. It's just Mommy doesn't like bars.
Norm: Well, bars can be very sad places. Some people spend their whole lives in a bar. Just yesterday, some guy sat right here next to me for 11 hours.
Cliff: Yeah, what kind of a life is that?
Norm: Well, it's pitiful. You know, the sad thing is, you know that guy will be sitting in a bar somewhere right now, drinking a beer, going on and on about nothing.