Sam Quote #44

Quote from Sam in Any Friend of Diane's

Diane: Sam, that woman over there is a dear friend of mine. Now, she is going through a very difficult period. So whatever she asks you, please, just say "no".
Sam: What?
Diane: "No."
Rebecca: Diane?
Diane: Yes.
Rebecca: Would you excuse us a moment?
Diane: Fine. [walks away]
Rebecca: [to Sam] Would you object to joining me in my hotel for an afternoon of animal passion?
Sam: [loudly] No. What's your name?
Rebecca: Does it matter?
Sam: No. [hops over the bar and walks out with Rebecca]

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 ‘Any Friend of Diane's’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon everybody.
Sam: Ho, Norm.
All: Norm!
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like he caught in bed with his wife.

Quote from Carla

Coach: Cliff, answer that for me, will you?
Cliff: You betcha, Coach. [answers phone] Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you. Sounds like trouble with the kids.
Carla: [o.s.] I'm not here.
Cliff: Carla.
Carla: All right, give it to me. Give it to me. [takes the phone] What is it? Seraphina's where? Well, cut her down. No, I don't care if it helps the TV reception. Cut her down. And if I get home and find you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted. [looks in the phone book] Your real mother is Doris Slobotkin, 555 8921. [hangs up]
Cliff: Think that's gonna work?
Carla: One-in-a-million chance but I gotta take it.

Quote from Carla

Carla: I love sailing. After seeing Ordinary People, I've been trying to get my kids interested in it.