Diane Quote #43
Quote from Diane in Any Friend of Diane's
Rebecca: What I need is to blot out Elliot's memory.
Diane: That's exactly what you should do.
Rebecca: I'm looking for a man.
Diane: Pardon?
Rebecca: Diane, I've been thinking about this carefully, and I think what I need is something I've never had before. An evening of unbridled bestial pleasure. I want to burn at the stake of passion.
Diane: Rebecca, you're very vulnerable right now. Please, don't do anything foolish.
Rebecca: I've never done anything foolish in my life and it's high time I did. Now, the man I'm looking for should be peasant stock. Tall, dark, strong, hairy arms. But most important, he should be unintellectual. One-word sentences. Do you know anyone like that?
Diane: No! Nuh-uh.
Cheers Quotes
‘Any Friend of Diane's’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon everybody.
Sam: Ho, Norm.
All: Norm!
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like he caught in bed with his wife.
Quote from Carla
Coach: Cliff, answer that for me, will you?
Cliff: You betcha, Coach. [answers phone] Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you. Sounds like trouble with the kids.
Carla: [o.s.] I'm not here.
Cliff: Carla.
Carla: All right, give it to me. Give it to me. [takes the phone] What is it? Seraphina's where? Well, cut her down. No, I don't care if it helps the TV reception. Cut her down. And if I get home and find you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted. [looks in the phone book] Your real mother is Doris Slobotkin, 555 8921. [hangs up]
Cliff: Think that's gonna work?
Carla: One-in-a-million chance but I gotta take it.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I love sailing. After seeing Ordinary People, I've been trying to get my kids interested in it.