Diane Quote #24
Quote from Diane in Sam at Eleven
Sam: OK, what's the problem?
Diane: What makes you think I have a problem?
Sam: Because you've got that "Sam's a chowderhead and wouldn't understand if I drew him a picture" look.
Diane: Oh, I do get that sometimes. Sam, the fact of the matter is that you are an ex-jockstrap-
Sam: Ex-jock. That's ex-jock! How many times do I gotta tell you that?
Diane: Well, what is the origin of the word jock?
Sam: I- From the French. Jacques.
Cheers Quotes
‘Sam at Eleven’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon.
Sam: Hey, Norm!
Coach: Norm!
Norm: Gimme a beer, will you?
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You wanna talk about excitement, huh? Sam, tell 'em about opening day in New York. You come out of the bullpen on the seventh. The bases are loaded with pinstripes. Bobby Mercer's at the plate.
Sam: He hit a 400ft home run off me, Coach!
Coach: My God, it was the most exciting thing I ever saw!
Carla: Coach, this is Sam's interview. Why would he wanna talk about something bad happening to him?
Coach: You're right, Carla. I don't know what it is. You know, sometimes I just think of the smartest thing to say, and then it comes out so stupid.
Carla: That doesn't make any sense.
Coach: Well, you should have heard it before I said it!
Quote from Diane
Dave: What do we have here? Hi. Dave Richards, an old team-mate of Sam's.
Diane: Oh. Diane Chambers. I'm Sam's new waitress.
Dave: Sam have his brand on you yet?
Diane: Hardly.
Dave: Oh, well, then good. It's your lucky day. Not only am I incredibly good-looking, I'm also incredibly rich and incredibly nice.
Sam: And incredibly married!
Diane: Well, I am sorry to hear that.
Dave: You are?
Diane: Yes. I was hoping to reject you based solely on your personality.