Sam: OK, what's the problem?
Diane: What makes you think I have a problem?
Sam: Because you've got that "Sam's a chowderhead and wouldn't understand if I drew him a picture" look.
Diane: Oh, I do get that sometimes. Sam, the fact of the matter is that you are an ex-jockstrap-
Sam: Ex-jock. That's ex-jock! How many times do I gotta tell you that?
Diane: Well, what is the origin of the word jock?
Sam: I- From the French. Jacques.