‘I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2’
Season 2, Episode 22 - Aired May 10, 1984
Diane follows through with getting her portrait painted by Phillip Semenko (guest star Christopher Lloyd), despite his warning that this will end her relationship with Sam.
Quote from Sam
Sam: You go out that door now and I'm going to be crawling with chicks by sundown. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not through yet. [grabs the painting] You want that? Watch this. I'm gonna do it too. I'm gonna do this. All right.
Wait a minute! I'm saving my best for last! You ready for my best? Okay, this is my best shot, right here. [Sam pulls a goofy face]
Diane: My God. Childish. It's degrading to me, to you. To the human race. This doesn't bother me at all. Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Sam: Gotcha. Gotcha. I win again.
Quote from Sam
Diane: This is it. We have sunk as low as human beings can sink. There's no degradation left.
Sam: Are you OK?
Diane: Do I look OK?
Sam: Actually, you look a little like Rudolph. Come to me, my sweet little reindeer. Your big old stag's in town.
Diane: Don't touch me.