Woody: What's the matter with you guys? Why are you all hitting me?
Cliff: Well, 'cause your hanging around with rich people has turned you into a little monster.
Woody: What are you talking about? I'm no monster. I'm still the same old Woody Gaines. Wait a minute, I'm Woody Boyd, right? Oh, Sam, I have changed, haven't l?
Sam: Yeah, I'm afraid you have. [goes to hug Woody]
Woody: Ah, don't don't hit me again, all right? You don't have to beat it into me, all right? I know I'm a jerk! I'm the biggest jerk that ever lived! [crying]
Cliff: Hey, uh, how come I didn't get a chance to smack him?
Kelly: Hi, Woody. I just dropped David and Arlene off at the hotel, and... Uh-oh, something's wrong. I can tell.
Woody: [crying] I'll tell you what's wrong, Kelly. All your money has changed me. I don't know who I am anymore. I'm pretending to be English. I'm pretending to be something I'm not. My life has gone completely down the loo!