Woody Quote #751
Quote from Woody in Rich Man, Wood Man
Woody: What's the matter with you guys? Why are you all hitting me?
Cliff: Well, 'cause your hanging around with rich people has turned you into a little monster.
Woody: What are you talking about? I'm no monster. I'm still the same old Woody Gaines. Wait a minute, I'm Woody Boyd, right? Oh, Sam, I have changed, haven't l?
Sam: Yeah, I'm afraid you have. [goes to hug Woody]
Woody: Ah, don't don't hit me again, all right? You don't have to beat it into me, all right? I know I'm a jerk! I'm the biggest jerk that ever lived! [crying]
Cliff: Hey, uh, how come I didn't get a chance to smack him?
Kelly: Hi, Woody. I just dropped David and Arlene off at the hotel, and... Uh-oh, something's wrong. I can tell.
Woody: [crying] I'll tell you what's wrong, Kelly. All your money has changed me. I don't know who I am anymore. I'm pretending to be English. I'm pretending to be something I'm not. My life has gone completely down the loo!
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Quote from Kelly
Norm: You're gonna have to give up an awful lot of stuff. For example, no more limousines.
Kelly: Oh, that's okay. I can take taxis.
Norm: No, Kelly, I don't think Woody can even afford taxis. You'll have to take the subway.
Kelly: The what?
Norm: The "T". You know, the subway.
Kelly: Come again?
Norm: The subway, the the little trains that run underground, carry people back and forth.
Kelly: Right, an underground train. You're such a joker, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: Kelly, they exist, and, and most people take them to work every day.
Kelly: Sure they do, Mr. Peterson. All right, I'll take your little underground train tomorrow morning. Underground trains! Woo-woo!
Quote from Frasier
Sam: What the hell's wrong with him?
Frasier: Well, it's a common phenomenon, really. A young, impressionable lad, such as Woody, gets his first taste of a foreign country, and he comes back a little affected. I mean, give him a few hours, he'll be fine. You know, I remember when I came back from my first trip abroad. Oh, God, I was pompous and unbearable! Condescending to all my old friends. Of course, I wouldn't expect you fellows to understand. It's a complicated matter.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Hi, everybody. Where's Woody?
Rebecca: Well, he's out looking for you. What happened, Kelly? Did you get lost?
Kelly: No, I was having such a great time I didn't want it to end. I love the subway.
Rebecca: Wait a minute, you liked the subway?
Kelly: Not at first. I got real angry because a lot of other people tried to get on my subway car. And then I met some young people who apparently work for the city because they were spray-painting the walls, and they let me write, "Kelly loves Woody," in a big red heart. And then the pigs came and we ran.