Sam: Anthony, you don't know what you're doing. I mean, look at me, will you? I'm single. I've got a great life going here. Look, most guys go through their entire life with only one woman.
Anthony: Yeah.
Sam: I got three under Q.
Anthony: This whole book is women?
Sam: This book and my life. Tell you what pick a name, any name. I'm gonna show you what a no-strings good time I got at my fingertips here. Go ahead. Any name.
Anthony: Beth Hollister.
Sam: Beth Hollister. All right. Very good choice. It's a toll call, but it's worth it. [on the phone] Hey, Beth? Hi, it's Sam Malone. Yeah. Yeah, well, I know it's been a long time. That's why I'm calling. I thought maybe we'd get together tonight. Oh, no. Well, is it something you can put off until later? No, no, no. No, I wouldn't want you to miss your first Weight Watchers meeting. Uh, tomorrow? Me? Well God, Beth, I think my appendix just burst. Will you excuse me? [hangs up] Being single means you gotta think fast on your feet.