Sam Quote #518
Quote from Sam in The Groom Wore Clearasil
Sam: Anthony, you don't know what you're doing. I mean, look at me, will you? I'm single. I've got a great life going here. Look, most guys go through their entire life with only one woman.
Anthony: Yeah.
Sam: I got three under Q.
Anthony: This whole book is women?
Sam: This book and my life. Tell you what pick a name, any name. I'm gonna show you what a no-strings good time I got at my fingertips here. Go ahead. Any name.
Anthony: Beth Hollister.
Sam: Beth Hollister. All right. Very good choice. It's a toll call, but it's worth it. [on the phone] Hey, Beth? Hi, it's Sam Malone. Yeah. Yeah, well, I know it's been a long time. That's why I'm calling. I thought maybe we'd get together tonight. Oh, no. Well, is it something you can put off until later? No, no, no. No, I wouldn't want you to miss your first Weight Watchers meeting. Uh, tomorrow? Me? Well God, Beth, I think my appendix just burst. Will you excuse me? [hangs up] Being single means you gotta think fast on your feet.
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‘The Groom Wore Clearasil’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Hey, Woody, give me a refill, would you?
Woody: Coming up. You know, Mr. Peterson, you're amazing. How do you keep putting them away?
Norm: Well, it's all done with mirrors, son. I just never look in one.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, everybody, I got a letter from my dog.
Sam: Pretty spiffy handwriting for a dog.
Woody: Well, it's not actually from my dog. My mom writes the letters as if they're from my dog, Truman.
Cliff: Weird beyond imagination, Norm.
Woody: Listen to this: "Dear Woody, Boy, what a great day I had. I pulled all the laundry off the line, chewed up your father's bowling shoes, and grabbed a Yankee pot roast off the table. Yum, yum. " Isn't that cute?
Norm: The mutt eats better than I do.
Woody: "By the way, now that you're not here to keep me in line, your mother's thinking about putting me to sleep. I certainly wouldn't blame her, and I don't want you to either after I'm gone." Sam, cover me. I gotta make a phone call.
Quote from Norm
Sam: What exactly would I have to do?
Carla: Just take him out and show him a great time, you know? A real night on the town. Wild, crazy, borderline illegal.
Sam: I guess I could handle that. Yeah, why not? It's about time the kid learned how much fun it was to play the field.
Carla: Right.
Norm: Hey, wait just a second here. Let's not give marriage a bad rap, huh? It's a fine institution. Matter of fact, go ahead and ask any single man here if he wouldn't gladly trade places with me for a night. Hmm? Anybody? Please. One night. Oh, come on, fellas. I'm offering transportation and a hot meal.