Quote from Woody in I on Sports
Rebecca: Well, I better hire a relief bartender. [picks up the phone] Hello? Is there somebody on this phone? Woody: Oh, uh, hi, Miss Howe. It's- It's me, Woody. Rebecca: Woody, are you using this phone? Woody: No, no, not really. Rebecca: What are you doing, Woody? Woody: Oh, I'm just standing here holding it. Rebecca: Woody, hang up the phone, please. I have to hire another bartender now. Woody: Oh, no, Miss Howe, I'm really sorry. I swear I'll never do it again.