Quote from Diane in King of the Hill
Coach: I'm so surprised at Sam, Diane. I mean, he always said to me he'd never get involved in one of these things. Diane: Maybe Sam misses being out there on the baseball field standing on the bump. Coach: I think you got a point there, Diane. I miss seeing him out there on the bump, too, but incidentally, it's called a mound. Unless we're not talking about the same thing.