Quote from Cliff in It's Lonely on the Top
Sam: [answers phone] Cheers. Hey, is that you, Cliffie? Cliff? He, uh, just woke up. He doesn't know where he is. Cliffie, calm down, man. Just, just, just look around and describe what you see. Cliff, you're in the office, pal. My pleasure. Cliff: [emerges from the office] Uh, coffee, please there, Sammy. Sam: I told you to watch out for her drinks. How many did you have? Cliff: Oh, I don't even remember, Sam. Don't remember much of anything after the wooden lady laughed at me and called me a half man.