Cliff Quote #862
Quote from Cliff in It's Lonely on the Top
Sam: [answers phone] Cheers. Hey, is that you, Cliffie? Cliff? He, uh, just woke up. He doesn't know where he is.
Cliffie, calm down, man. Just, just, just look around and describe what you see. Cliff, you're in the office, pal. My pleasure.
Cliff: [emerges from the office] Uh, coffee, please there, Sammy.
Sam: I told you to watch out for her drinks. How many did you have?
Cliff: Oh, I don't even remember, Sam. Don't remember much of anything after the wooden lady laughed at me and called me a half man.
Cheers Quotes
‘It's Lonely on the Top’ Quotes
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Sam: Oh, my. Yeah, uh, listen I know what you want to do is run out there and tell the guys, but I've got to remind you here, Paul, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. It's just not cool.
Paul: But you do it, Sam.
Sam: True. True. But I'm Sam Malone, and by definition, everything I do is cool.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] [softly:] Morning everybody.
All: Norm! [Norm covers his ears in agony]
Rebecca: How are you feeling, Norm?
Norm: Terrible. A splitting headache. And I think I might be sick. Can I have a beer, Sammy?
Quote from Sam
Carla: Sammy. How could you have a problem worse? You're perfect. You don't even know what the rest of the world is like.
Sam: Honey, I... I'm not perfect.
Carla: Oh, yeah, right.
Sam: All right, you really want to know? Watch this.
Carla: [gasps] Holy Mother of God! Oh, Sammy! You wear a rug!
Sam: It's not a rug! It's not a rug! It's a hair replacement system.