[on TV:]
Woody: Fact is, I'm really not much of a politician. In fact, I really don't know much about anything. I... I... I don't know, I just... I just wanted to [crying]... Thought it'd be nice to be a city councilman. I mean, I'd do a good job, too, I promise! [sniffling] How bad could I screw up? I mean, it's not like a councilman could declare war or anything! I- I couldn't, could l? It's just one vote! I mean, would it kill you to vote for me?
Kelly: Oh, don't cry, Woody!
Woody: Oh, well, this is this is my wife Kelly, and she deserves better than just a simple bartender.
Kelly: Oh, it's all right. I love you, Woody.
Woody: I love you, too, Kelly.
Kelly: In fact, we both love you.
Woody: Both?
Kelly: Yes. This probably isn't the ideal time to tell you, but you're gonna be a daddy.
Woody: I'm gonna be... [laughs] I'm gonna... Did you hear that, everybody? I'm gonna be a daddy! [laughs] I'm gonna be a daddy!