Sam: Hey, Carla, how long have you had this bottle of vitamin E around, huh?
Carla: I don't know. A while. Why? [Sammy empties out a glob of capsules stuck together]
Rebecca: What is with this date you go on every year? I mean, you know, to me, it just it just seems silly. [men gasping]
Norm: Uh-oh!
Sam: Come on, guys. Guys, she just doesn't understand. You see, sweetheart, first time Lauren and I met, we went up to this cabin, and we had a night that was totally romantic and erotic. I guess you'd call that silly.
Woody: If you liked her so much, how come you only see her once a year?
Sam: I don't know. I don't know. It was her idea. You know, she never told me why. I keep meaning to ask her, but then I forget. This year's going to be different, though. I'm gonna pin her down. No, I better not do that. Actually, I'll forget again, won't l?