Sam Quote #1448
Quote from Sam in Sam Time Next Year
Sam: Hey, Carla, how long have you had this bottle of vitamin E around, huh?
Carla: I don't know. A while. Why? [Sammy empties out a glob of capsules stuck together]
Rebecca: What is with this date you go on every year? I mean, you know, to me, it just it just seems silly. [men gasping]
Norm: Uh-oh!
Sam: Come on, guys. Guys, she just doesn't understand. You see, sweetheart, first time Lauren and I met, we went up to this cabin, and we had a night that was totally romantic and erotic. I guess you'd call that silly.
Woody: If you liked her so much, how come you only see her once a year?
Sam: I don't know. I don't know. It was her idea. You know, she never told me why. I keep meaning to ask her, but then I forget. This year's going to be different, though. I'm gonna pin her down. No, I better not do that. Actually, I'll forget again, won't l?
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Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Well, I still say it's a stupid way to spend Valentine's Day.
Sam: Yeah, but that's 'cause you don't have a date.
Rebecca: Oh, yeah? I happen to have a date with two very sweet gentlemen: Ben and Jerry.
Quote from Sam
Lauren: I've had 20-20 vision all my life. Now when I go to a restaurant, I have to have someone at the next table hold the menu so I can read it. [both chuckle]
Sam: No, you know what the worst thing about old age is? It's when you get so old that the skin under your arms starts getting loose and hanging like turkey wattle.
Lauren: I thought that only happened to women.
Sam: Yeah, that's what I meant. I just, you know, I hate to see it, that's all.
Lauren: Has your doctor put you on a bran diet?
Sam: Oh, yeah, God Oh, I tell you-- Oh, thank you. Oh! Last year was the worst. You know, I went in for this stomach problem. Turned out I had a stone the size of a golf ball. Took me a month to pass it.
Lauren: Sam, has your hair started turning gray?
Sam: Hey, hey. You're getting a little personal there. Aren't you?
Lauren: Sam, look, it's getting light out. We've been talking all night.
Sam: Oh, hey, how about that? Wow! You know, that's that's a first. Kind of nice to know that we have something in common besides our bodies.
Lauren: Oh, yeah, we have the deterioration of our bodies.
Quote from Norm
Carla: Whoa! Man, those stairs are slippery. Woody, I think we could use a little salt out there.
Norm: These pretzels could use a little salt, too. My blood pressure's actually dipping.