Rebecca: So what did she do that was so special? I mean, I know a lot of things.
Sam: Honey, she's a little beyond the Ann Landers Petting Guide.
Rebecca: So what was it that she did?
Sam: Uh, I don't think I can tell you exactly what she did... Or how or when. You know, I suppose I could show you.
Rebecca: Oh, God.
Sam: What?
Rebecca: Forget it. I'm sure I'm going to go to bed with you so I can see how some stupid French girl makes love.
Sam: Hey, I was just thinking about you, you know? Maybe I could pass on a few secrets of what made it the most incredible night of sex I've ever had. Remember, I was a ball player.