Sam Quote #1318
Quote from Sam in Mr. Otis Regrets
Rebecca: So what did she do that was so special? I mean, I know a lot of things.
Sam: Honey, she's a little beyond the Ann Landers Petting Guide.
Rebecca: So what was it that she did?
Sam: Uh, I don't think I can tell you exactly what she did... Or how or when. You know, I suppose I could show you.
Rebecca: Oh, God.
Sam: What?
Rebecca: Forget it. I'm sure I'm going to go to bed with you so I can see how some stupid French girl makes love.
Sam: Hey, I was just thinking about you, you know? Maybe I could pass on a few secrets of what made it the most incredible night of sex I've ever had. Remember, I was a ball player.
Cheers Quotes
‘Mr. Otis Regrets’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Carla: Did she fall for it?
Sam: Hook, line, and... Sammy.
Carla: Do you believe this? Did you ever think this day would come?
Sam: As a matter of fact, I never had any doubt there, Carla. Behold a sealed envelope. Will you please open it and read the contents.
Carla: Mm-hmm. "l, Sam Malone, will sleep with Rebecca Howe on the night of April 19th, 1990." When did you write this?
Sam: This morning. I write a new one every day.
Quote from Cliff
Rebecca: Jean Marie. I don't think that's such a hot name. I think it's stupid. It sounds like it's French for "Jan Murray."
Cliff: Well, the French, they consider Jan Murray the greatest comic genius of the 20th century.
Frasier: No, they say that about Jerry Lewis.
Cliff: Well, they're wrong, it's Jan Murray.
Quote from Woody
Woody: She seems like the perfect roommate. But I don't know. The thought of having a girl for a roommate... Well, I got a real problem with that.
Norm: Girlfriend wouldn't understand, huh?
Woody: Now I got two problems.
Sam: Oh, I get it. Your mom would disapprove.
Woody: Make that 3 problems.
Frasier: What, do you have religious scruples?
Woody: Oh, great. 4 problems.
Sam: What was your original problem, Woody?
Woody: Well, I like to sit on the couch and leave the top button on my pants undone after a good frozen meal.