Sam: Hey, guys. Wait till you hear this. I'm sitting at a table in this restaurant with Judy and Laurie. The mother reaches over and grabs my knee and says, "Sam, I want you."
Norm: Get out.
Sam: Then I feel the daughter reaching over and grabbing my other knee. She says, "l want you, too, Sammy."
Norm: Well, yeah, yeah?
Sam: Then I woke up. You know what this dream means, don't you?
Norm: Mm-hmm, it means you even dream better than we do.
Sam: No, no, it means that Frasier's right. That my conscience is getting to me. You know, I must feel bad that I'm going out with this woman while I'm trying to score with her daughter at the same time.
Carla: Sammy, you're scaring me.
Sam: How do you think I feel? I mean, this hasn't ever happened to me before. I mean, you don't think that... that I'm getting scruples?