Sam Quote #1096
Quote from Sam in Send in the Crane
Sam: Hey, guys. Wait till you hear this. I'm sitting at a table in this restaurant with Judy and Laurie. The mother reaches over and grabs my knee and says, "Sam, I want you."
Norm: Get out.
Sam: Then I feel the daughter reaching over and grabbing my other knee. She says, "l want you, too, Sammy."
Norm: Well, yeah, yeah?
Sam: Then I woke up. You know what this dream means, don't you?
Norm: Mm-hmm, it means you even dream better than we do.
Sam: No, no, it means that Frasier's right. That my conscience is getting to me. You know, I must feel bad that I'm going out with this woman while I'm trying to score with her daughter at the same time.
Carla: Sammy, you're scaring me.
Sam: How do you think I feel? I mean, this hasn't ever happened to me before. I mean, you don't think that... that I'm getting scruples?
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Quote from Norm
Cliff: Zoos are kind of sad, you know? Huh? I mean, all those sedentary animals can't move, can't run free, they just sit there and drink and shovel food in their faces.
Norm: [stuffing his face] Sorry, man, that is no kind of life.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Sammy, you better be careful.
Frasier: See, even Carla agrees with me.
Carla: No, I'm just worried that he's going to blow it with both chicks. Mothers and daughters talk to each other. Well, not in my family, but usually.
Sam: Sweetheart, I've handled trickier situations than this before. You remember the time I dated those lovely Henshaw triplets all at the same time?
Carla: Sammy, first of all, that was back when you were drinking like a fish. And second of all, that was one chick.
Quote from Woody
Woody: All right, all right. All right! I'm going on tonight! I'm going on!
Frasier: What do you mean, in your theater group?
Woody: Yeah, yeah. The lead has a fever of 106. The rest of the cast tried to drag him out of bed, but he kept falling down. I get to go on!
Rebecca: Woody, are you ready to go? We're going to be late for the kiddie party.
Woody: Oh, Ms. Howe, I hate to let you down, but I can't be your clown. I'm playing Marc Antony. "Friends, Romans, countrymen."
Rebecca: What are you talking about?
Woody: Countrymen - people who live outside the city. You know, shepherds, farmers, ranchers.