Quote from Carla in Love Thy Neighbor
Norm: What happened? Phyllis: Ron's not home. Cliff: Hire a private dick, Norm. Carla: Hey, my cousin Santo's a gumshoe, and a great one. Norm: Great, great. Carla: He's professional, thorough and a master of disguise. Norm: I'm sure he is. Carla: Not just as people either, but things. Furniture. I mean, he could be here right now.