Carla Quote #402

Quote from Carla in Love Thy Neighbor

Norm: What happened?
Phyllis: Ron's not home.
Cliff: Hire a private dick, Norm.
Carla: Hey, my cousin Santo's a gumshoe, and a great one.
Norm: Great, great.
Carla: He's professional, thorough and a master of disguise.
Norm: I'm sure he is.
Carla: Not just as people either, but things. Furniture. I mean, he could be here right now.

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 ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes, huh?

Quote from Norm

Phyllis: Oh, Norm, where did we go wrong?
Norm: I don't know. I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. I mean, day after day, night after night, I sit on that stool out there wondering, "Why did she lose interest in me?"

Quote from Diane

Diane: "Love bunny"?
Sam: What's wrong with that?
Diane: How dare you callously and cruelly lump me in with the other conglomeration of Twinkies that constitutes your sexual past.
Sam: There's just no pleasing that woman.