Diane: If the food's so good, why is it empty?
Frasier: I don't know.
Waiter: Welcome to Luigi's. Our world-renowned chef, Luigi, would like to welcome you personally, but he's dead. [stifles a cry] We buried him this morning. Is this table satisfactory?
Frasier: You buried him this morning and you're open for business?
Waiter: Yes. It was one of Luigi's last wishes. [stifles a cry]
Diane: Would it be easier on you if we left?
Waiter: No, no, no! The new man is a very fine cook. He studied under... [stifles a cry] the world's greatest chef. Stay. Stay, prego.
Frasier: Well, we're very hungry. Can you recommend an appetizer?
Waiter: Yes, the Calamari alla Luigi [stifles a cry] is very good.
Frasier: Well, we'll have an order of that and a bottle of your best chianti. Boy, can I show a girl a good time.