Diane: Well, I guess I have no choice but to force the issue. Where's Sam?
Coach: He's in the office, honey.
Diane: I'll tell him I'm going away with his brother and see what he does. If, for the first time in his life, he's honest and doesn't hide behind that tough jock facade, I'll stay. But if he does one of his light, gratuitous jokes, I'm leaving. I swear it.
Cliff: Whoa, wait a minute, Diane. Diane. Hold on. I mean, you're putting your whole future on the line in this one moment, here. You're letting your whole life turn on this one response?
Diane: You're right.
Cliff: Can it wait till I go to the head?
Diane: No.
Cliff: I'll hear about it.