Cliff Quote #28
Quote from Cliff in Showdown, Part 2
Diane: Well, I guess I have no choice but to force the issue. Where's Sam?
Coach: He's in the office, honey.
Diane: I'll tell him I'm going away with his brother and see what he does. If, for the first time in his life, he's honest and doesn't hide behind that tough jock facade, I'll stay. But if he does one of his light, gratuitous jokes, I'm leaving. I swear it.
Cliff: Whoa, wait a minute, Diane. Diane. Hold on. I mean, you're putting your whole future on the line in this one moment, here. You're letting your whole life turn on this one response?
Diane: You're right.
Cliff: Can it wait till I go to the head?
Diane: No.
Cliff: I'll hear about it.
Cheers Quotes
‘Showdown, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: Maybe I can still catch him.
Sam: Fine. And while you're up there floating around, remember the day I said this: you are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met.
Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered-
Sam: Shut up! Shut your fat mouth.
Diane: Make me.
Sam: Make you? My God, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office.
Diane: Try it, and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier?
Sam: You know... You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane: More. [they kiss]
Quote from Norm
Norm: Diane, do you mind if I say something?
Diane: Of course not, Norman.
Norm: Sometimes a man and a woman are so afraid of being vulnerable to rejection that neither one of them will take the first step of admitting their true feelings.
Diane: Norman, that's beautiful.
Norm: I do have a romantic side, Diane. I know I make a lot of jokes about Vera, but the truth is if that woman ever packed her bags and left me, I don't know what I'd do... first.
Quote from Coach
Norm: What's wrong, Coach?
Coach: Oh, I didn't get the job in Venezuela. They hired another guy.
Cliff: Oh, jeez, what's the matter? They didn't like your Spanish?
Coach: No, no, the Spanish was fine. They didn't like my English.
Cliff: See, that's too bad, Coach. Sorry.
Coach: Well, que so what, so what.