Cliff: Well, well, well, Coach, it's just clear we've reached a philosophical impasse here. You know, much like the question of the tree falling in the woods.
Coach: The what?
Cliff: The tree falling in the woods.
Coach: Oh.
Cliff: The question is, if a tree falls in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Coach: Well, if there's nobody there, how do you know it fell?
Cliff: Well, Coach, we assume that it fell.
Coach: But you don't know.
Cliff: OK, I went into the woods yesterday and saw the tree lying on the ground.
Coach: Well, a bunch of beavers could have chewed on it and then gently lowered it to the ground.
Cliff: Well, you got me there on that one, Coach. How about another beer?
Coach: I'm telling you, Cliff, you surprise me. You're not prepared at all tonight.
Cliff: Yeah, well, I fell asleep while going over my notes preparing for our conversation, today, Coach.
Coach: Oh, you do that too, huh?