Coach Quote #116
Quote from Coach in Showdown, Part 2
Cliff: Well, well, well, Coach, it's just clear we've reached a philosophical impasse here. You know, much like the question of the tree falling in the woods.
Coach: The what?
Cliff: The tree falling in the woods.
Coach: Oh.
Cliff: The question is, if a tree falls in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Coach: Well, if there's nobody there, how do you know it fell?
Cliff: Well, Coach, we assume that it fell.
Coach: But you don't know.
Cliff: OK, I went into the woods yesterday and saw the tree lying on the ground.
Coach: Well, a bunch of beavers could have chewed on it and then gently lowered it to the ground.
Cliff: Well, you got me there on that one, Coach. How about another beer?
Coach: I'm telling you, Cliff, you surprise me. You're not prepared at all tonight.
Cliff: Yeah, well, I fell asleep while going over my notes preparing for our conversation, today, Coach.
Coach: Oh, you do that too, huh?
Cheers Quotes
‘Showdown, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: Maybe I can still catch him.
Sam: Fine. And while you're up there floating around, remember the day I said this: you are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met.
Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered-
Sam: Shut up! Shut your fat mouth.
Diane: Make me.
Sam: Make you? My God, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office.
Diane: Try it, and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier?
Sam: You know... You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane: More. [they kiss]
Quote from Coach
Norm: What's wrong, Coach?
Coach: Oh, I didn't get the job in Venezuela. They hired another guy.
Cliff: Oh, jeez, what's the matter? They didn't like your Spanish?
Coach: No, no, the Spanish was fine. They didn't like my English.
Cliff: See, that's too bad, Coach. Sorry.
Coach: Well, que so what, so what.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Diane, do you mind if I say something?
Diane: Of course not, Norman.
Norm: Sometimes a man and a woman are so afraid of being vulnerable to rejection that neither one of them will take the first step of admitting their true feelings.
Diane: Norman, that's beautiful.
Norm: I do have a romantic side, Diane. I know I make a lot of jokes about Vera, but the truth is if that woman ever packed her bags and left me, I don't know what I'd do... first.