Diane: Rebecca. You are a very desirable woman. He does happen to be going with somebody, that's all. Me.
Both: You?
Diane: We can tell it now. Yes. Today we had a tiff right before you came in. And Sam used you to make me jealous and then, when push came to shove, he finally remembered what a wonderful thing we have together. Isn't that right, sweetheart?
Sam: Oh, yeah. Sure. You bet ya.
Diane: Yes, Sam and I are deeply and passionately in love.
Rebecca: I can't believe it. You two? It's incredible. I'd never have put you two together.
Diane: Well, I know. It does test the limits of human logic. But, like you, I was growing bored with bright, articulate men.
Sam: You were, huh?
Diane: Sure. I was looking for meat and potatoes. Sam here, the old side of beef, really fit the bill.